Who needs psychology when you have graphology?

My mom convinced me to take a graphology test online <www.handwritingwizard.com>.

Here are my (condensed– seriously, they give you a freakin novel) results. I sound pretty terrible.

You use judgment to make decisions. You are ruled by your head, not your heart. You are a cool, collected person who is usually inexpressive emotionally. Some may see you as unemotional. You do have emotions but has no need to express them. You are withdrawn into yourself and enjoy being alone. The circumstances when you do express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets you mad enough to tell them off, you’re not sorry about it later. You put a mark in your mind when someone angers you. You keep track of these marks and when you hit that last mark you let them know they have gone too far.

You are ruled somewhat by self-interest. All of your conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. In a relationship, you show your love by the things you do rather than by the things you say. Saying “I love you” is not a needed routine because you feel your mate should already know. The only exception to this is if you have logically concluded that it is best for your mate to hear you express your love verbally.

You can be defiant. You sometimes have the attitude that if someone doesn’t like it the way you are doing it, then they can just “go to hell!” This trait may reveal itself in a rebellious nature that is always ready to resist forces which you think are infringing upon your freedom of action.

In reference to your mental abilities, you have a very investigating and creating mind. You investigate projects rapidly because you are curious about many things.

You are having some confusion in your physical life. You are examining the past to give you answers about some of your physical desires. You might be trying to find a balance between your philosophical beliefs and your natural physical desires.

Often, your opinion of yourself is different than those around you. This trait gives you the ability to deny anything that does not agree with your “truth”. This trait is not always something negative. It is only a defense mechanism allowing you not to face some reality in your life at this time.